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Candy and love go here   Now accepting proclamations of undying love and tasty candies.


buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

— 9 hours ago with 337963 notes

❝ It was badly done, indeed! You, whom she had known from an infant, whom she had seen grow up from a period when her notice was an honour, to have you now, in thoughtless spirits, and the pride of the moment, laugh at her, humble her–and before her niece, too–and before others, many of whom (certainly some,) would be entirely guided by your treatment of her.–This is not pleasant to you, Emma–and it is very far from pleasant to me; but I must, I will,–I will tell you truths while I can. ❞ 

(Source: starfishlove, via lostmytardiskey)

— 13 hours ago with 1093 notes

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via phobias)

— 17 hours ago with 499808 notes

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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(Source: supermassiveasshole, via at-low)

— 1 day ago with 428372 notes

lanashiftdelrey:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

perform the following ritualimage

(via phobias)

— 1 day ago with 123232 notes

itsgrrrlgerm:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

I would seriously be water falling off that chair…..

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

— 1 day ago with 136546 notes