January 2011
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“Virginity and chastity are reemerging as a trend in pop culture, in our schools,...”
– Jessica Valenti, The Purity Myth (via petitefeministe)
If you lick, suck, or bite on my neck prepare to...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(574): im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven.
OH MY GOD, THIS WAS US AND TACO BELL ON WEDNESDAY.
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I want someone to take me on an adventure.
latelyhesbeenshakingallnight:
One I’ll remember my whole life long.
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Put this in my ask.
hipsterpieceofshit:
aprilshay:
Rate me from 1-10:
Would you date me?:
Would you have sex with me?:
Favorite thing about me:
Least favorite:
Would you kiss or ditch me?:
A celebrity I would look good with:
Where you’d see me 5 years from now:
First impression of me:
Additional things:
You won’t.
oh while we’re at it
someone just inquired about lube for the sake of...
And I told him that Bengay gave me the best fap I’d ever had.
I think he believed me. 8DDD
REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously...
ooo, that’s juicy.
Reblog if you want an honest opinion about you.
or just, yanno, fucking anything in my ask box. 8D
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hipsterpieceofshit replied to your post:
hipsterpieceofshit replied to your post:
ugh jesus christ everyone i know plays magic again it is a little off-putting because i have no cards and can’t afford any anyway so i’m like “hey pay attention to me i have boobies” but it seems perfecting a deck is suddenly better than boobs.
I was sort of in the same situation a few months ago. I didn’t have a lot of cards, only what I had...
hipsterpieceofshit replied to your post:
my ask box is like omnomnom need food but don’t have any.
god i wish i was stoned.
You see, originally I was like “dude I’m going to sit at home naked tonight and just chill,” because this pretty girl had to help her sister move to a new apartment, but then this dude was like HEY MAN WE’RE GOING TO PLAY MAGIC, but I really wasn’t interested but then all the...
my ask box is like omnomnom need food but don't...
Also, I’m stoned so this is probably the perfect time for someone to send a question or something.
Don't Pout: Grind →
prettylittlemouth:
He wanted me to masturbate for him so I climbed on his bed and gave him a show. He watched from the doorway as I slowly ran my hands over my body and pinched and played with my nipples. I rubbed my clit for a while and finally shoved three fingers inside. I fucked myself with my fingers and asked…
This was incredibly adorable in a perfectly naughty way. <3
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I had such a good night last night.
I know that I don’t usually go personal on this blog, but holy shit. I went out last night simply because I expected to be abysmally bored and altogether bummed if I stayed in on my own and the entire night was this ridiculously pleasant surprise and just, God. I feel incredible. I don’t even know how to begin to describe this feeling. I slept beautifully for the first time in months...
